Yesterday we could most definitely sympathise with poor ol' Seymour. We didn't see it coming. Well niether did he. After trawling through hours of servailence footage, no one could find Seymour leaving any of the Bear Brother House exits. So we have come to the conclusion. He did not leave at all. Yes we were all stumped until Seymour's dog, Samual, spent the entire day sat outside of Ella's wordrobe. How odd. Ella has taken Samual under her wing as I said yesterday, but clearly the dog would not have taken to her so soon and quickly forget his master? Of course not. He was in fact sitting beside his master who was later found in several shoe boxes ( who would have thought Ella the fashion Queen would have hidden the body in there?!). The apparent cause of death was death by strangulation. The murder weapon? A Gucci thong ( Do Gucci make thongs? If not then Ella must have a one off as a special gift for being the Queen of fashion ;) ) Police, however are still very baffled as to Ella's motive for committing TV's first murder broadcast live. Apparently no one notice because they were too bust writing a letter of complaint to BB as moments before a drunken Co Co siad Boo Boo's name a little too quickly and actually said 'Boob' instead. We have yet to have any complaints regaurding Ella's actions in the bedroom. Ella has now been evicted from the Bear brother House and sent to it's sister show; The Bid Doll House, where she will be for the next 15 years at least. BB suspects Ella's motive was to have Seymour's dog samual and later turn him into a pair of slippers.
And she would have gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for those pesky kids and that dog! Wait I mean Pesky Dog!
Well that was the last of a week of evictions tomorrow will resume House antics. Now where are those Scoo.... I mean Booby snacks....
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