Spice Up Your Life!

On the third of five evictions this week, seees the wanna be Delia, Bernard, leaving the Bear brother House. Having somehow managed to not poison anyone during his time in the House, it was irionic that the only person to fall foul of Bernard's culninary distaters, was Bernard himself. After a visit from House a couple of days ago, Bernard has been using an infamatory; Itch 'O' Gone to clear up certain problems in thw downstairs area. Where could he do this without the embarrassment of having the other Housemates see? Well the kitchen was the logical answer as that is where he spends most of his time ( No obviously false stories about why he was in the bathroom too long) and besides all the Housemates were avoiding the kitchen out of fear Bernard migght ask them to have a taste, or even worse, sample his food. So what could pssibly go wrong? well whilst taking a break from preparing that night's meal, a curry, Bernard took time out to apply his medication. However, as he was starting to put on thhe Itch 'O' Gone the oven destracted him as the timeer went off. he put dwn his powder and turned off the alarm. Without looking he picked it up again and applied a generous amount. SAt first his meat was tender, than it went quite raw. As Bernard wailed in agony he looke at his hand to find he was in fact, holding the Chille Powder. Ouch. He won't be stuffing roat dinners for quite a mile yet.
Only 8 Housemates remain and with two still to be evicted this week who will survie? Plus will Seymour or Betty ever do anything worth blogging about? all that and more tomorrow!