What a mess. What a damn awful mess. Yes tonight is eviction night, somebody's for the chop, somebody got the chop, in fact somebody went pop! Yes as you might have guessed from the visual aid, Poor old Bouncer is no9w bouncing around the big bear park in the sky. Well actually hes not his in the hospital, waiting for a plastic sergeon, which will do him no good seeing as half of his bearhood is still splattered on the ceiling in the Games room. His Bouncing days are well and truely over. I mean, WELL over. He might as well go the whole hog and have it all off now. Quite how we are going to get those stains off the ceiling, I don't know, as as for the smell....
Yes it was sabatage as one of the Housemates deliberately pricked his ummmm wait let me get this right. Pricked, the prick, with a prick....Mumbles.....stabbed his gooles with a sharp instrument. There. Now theres no confusion. Would it help if I drew you a picture? Well tuff cos you've got one anyway, you know how this goes now. Ahem anyway poor old Bouncer will not be returning to the House. Is anyone safe in there? Whos is that gloved hand? Will we ever get to see Seymour?! Come back for more big brother!
Yes it was sabatage as one of the Housemates deliberately pricked his ummmm wait let me get this right. Pricked, the prick, with a prick....Mumbles.....stabbed his gooles with a sharp instrument. There. Now theres no confusion. Would it help if I drew you a picture? Well tuff cos you've got one anyway, you know how this goes now. Ahem anyway poor old Bouncer will not be returning to the House. Is anyone safe in there? Whos is that gloved hand? Will we ever get to see Seymour?! Come back for more big brother!
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