We said we would take action. So we did. Who sold off our valuable ( and probally, no wait definately illegal ) phtos to the press? Theres only one way to find out....Fiiiiiii - no I'm kidding. Although serious not funny. Anyway, BB needed help and with Piorot out of town there was only one bear for the job. Thats right. He can solve naything in 40 minutes ( 60 if you include the ads) Yes House was in the er....House. Although he is continuing his investigations, what he doesn't know is that we don't care anymore. You heard. House is as 'disabled' as you might think, not only is he claiming flase benefits, he is also hiding a large secret. A very large secret. Why do you think he has that limp? He has something mighty heavy strapped to that leg of his, and I'm not talking bandages here. Might aswell rename his show. Jake. (Think Rolf Harris, I know it's painful, but for the sake of a gag please?) One thing is for sure BB's money worries are now over. House did take the time to check everyone out, and having all entered with aclean bill of health BB wasn't expecting to find that all the Housemates had mysterilly caught Thrush. The progonsis docotor? Continue course until the end. Do not take orally.
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