Ok so not exactly. Yes her clothes are still dreaful and her hair a complete disaster, but good ol' Betty can finally take to the stage after been eclipsed ( and possibly more) by the evil Ella. So what has Betty got to offer the Bear brother house I hear you all cry, shes done nothing up until now, so how do we know if we like the cut of her jib? Well as mentioned previously Betty is a wiz in writing magazine articles. So here it is. Ever wondered why betty's clothes don't match? Ever wondered why her hair is so damn messy? BB thought we would share one of Betty's articles with you all enjoy;
The Morning routine by Betty Bear
The alarm clock sounds. It's time to get up. But what happens next is both natue's gift and it's curse. Having hit the snooze button and promising yourrself you will get up in a minute you roll over to find it has been 20. Now I don't kinow about you, but getting up grdually is usially better than all of a sudden. The covers are thrown back in a frantic rush, the cold air nipping at your recently toasty body. AHHHH you burst out of your room and quickly by pass the queue for the bathroom and lock yourself inside. You quickly turn on and jump into the shower. damn that is cold, qucik turn on the hot ah better no no hot hot hot hot cold cold cold cold, sod it quick the shampoo., dammit I have dropped it, ah now theres some in my eyes. you blindly reach up and grab what you think is the shampoo and empty half the bttle on yor head and rub it in. Frick thats the bubble bath, ah no time wash it off, bubbles everywhere. You jump out and and dry your self quickly, but you have forgotttten to bring in the day's clothes with you. Danmit you get dressed in your PJ's again and harried rush and grab whatever is closest in the wardrobe. You fling on whatever it is, be it your old bike pants or that sweater your Aunt knitted you that one Christmas. Quick hairdryer. No time for gentle dryer push it on full and hold it close to your face. Ah the wild look, not really what you were hoping for. Oh well, downstairs eat your breakfast. Urgh the milk was off. nermind move back to the bathroom the clean your teeth. You press the tube too hard and toothpaste squirts everywhere, you try to lick it off but it just keeps coming back.. Never mind grab your bag and out the door with 3 minutes before the bus gets here. Planty of time. wait. Why is everyone looking so fuzzy? frick. Yourush back and get your glasses just in time to see the bus wiz past you yet again. I say wiz more like rumble. Damn. wait theres hope it had broken down again so you run to catch it up. Phew. Made it again. Just.
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