
Well here it is. On the second night of eviction week, someone is leaving the BB house....in a body bag. Yes yet again one of our house mate's is for the chop. Poor old Chief has bitten the dust, which means Hank is out too seen as they entered as a pair and only counted as one contestant. So here's the scoop. Do you remember a couple of weeks ago when dear Monty 'left' the BB house? Good. Then you will also remember that BB kindly replaced the well loved snake with a wee little kitty. Well seems that it's followed in the same tracks as Monty's snake and bumped off a housemate. Hank, having stayed up far too late in the pornography room fell asleep surrounded by copies of 'BTB Club' featuring Vixen. In wonders the sweet little Kitty looking for a nice pace to curl up. This just happened to be Hank's head. Well Hank failed to mention on his application form that he is allergic to pussies. No not that you dirty minded person. He is allergic to cats. This obviously sent Hank into severe sneezing fit, with the poor cat clinging on for dear life on top of Hank's head. Somehow, using what could only be described as a psychic twin connection, Chief rushed in aid of his brother, unaware of just how baddly Hanks needed to sneeze. As the cat was being wrenched from his head, Hank let out a massive Sneeze, covering Cheif, head to foot in mucas. Cheif also failed to mention he was severely allergic to mucas and the germs soon eneterd his body and killed him within seconds. Hank has been taken to hospital where he is expeected to make a full recovery, once the plastic sergeon has found and reattached his nose.
Who will go tomorrow? What farfetched death plot will there be next?! Find out tomorrow!
Who will go tomorrow? What farfetched death plot will there be next?! Find out tomorrow!
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