Hi All, Davina here with day two of Bear Brother auditions.
To kick start the day the first auditionees were a right pair of old seahags. One was a large framed girl, if I had to describe the heaviest part of her it would probally be her scales....
Hello sayed Bear Brother, where did you two meet? Online...the mermaid replies.
Don't be silly she snaps tell them the whole story. The diver bear replies I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and I managed to make it to a deserted island a few miles away. I had been there alone for several months and was sitting on the beach one day waiting for a bird or fish to come by so I would have something to eat, looking up I saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and informed me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes. 'Great,' I said. 'I’d like to be rescued.She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island. Next I asked for a body like Brad Pitt. Another slap of the tail and here it is. Then, noticing how beautiful she was and all my other wishes fulfilled I asked if I could make love to her. She said no that it just wouldn't work her being half fish and all. So I said, 'Well, how about a little head then?
Bear Brother showed them to the door, we could tell she had been swimming near too many ship bottoms....
Thats all for now, more Bear Brother auditions tomorrow....
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