On the Count down to Saturday's live Premiere of BearBrother, Bear Brother host, Davina Mcbear takes you through the auditions and selection process for this years' Bear Brother House. Over 14,000 Bears applied, however only 12 will be selected as contestant to enter the Bear Brother house this Saturday.
January 2009
Bear Brother takes to the road!
the first contestant that auditioned, professed to being a Magician. Do us a trick Bear Brother asked.OK he says, you understand I am a Magician, not a wizard. Because if you are asking me to help you with problem I can't because thats a wizards job. You see I just had this toad asking me to help because he has a yellow penis. And I told him what I told you. I can't help. So wheres your grey beard bear brother asked. NO sasys Magicia, that is what Wizards wear! Well wher can we find a wizard? Magicia turns around and walks off shouting - just follow the yellow dick toad!
Later, Bear Brother auditioned another bear, or should we say bears. Hello and what is your name? Dorthery she replies, and your friends are? Well I will show you she replies.Lets just hope Auntie Em and Uncle Henrey aren't watching back in Kansas....
Finally the last contestant was a liitle bear in a Princess outfit. As pritty as a peach, which was the colour of her dress. Howver Bear Brother did notice an odd rash around her mouth. Had an allergic reaction, Bear Brother asked her. No, she says, it's just that I found this toad outside........
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